Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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