Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
this must be what syphilis tastes like
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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