i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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