Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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