I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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