she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Let's get the cat blown out
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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