For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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