I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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