my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
the raccoons are back...
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