You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Someone shattered a urinal.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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