Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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