I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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