girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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