remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Watching her eat just hurts me
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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