she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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