i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
He had one of those small greek statue penises
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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