Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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