I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
