I'm going to jail i love you
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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