You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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