office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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