he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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