I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Dick very happy bro
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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