i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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