would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
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