As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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