She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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