she was so not down for the gang bang
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
whose ass print is on the piano?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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