I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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