...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
