piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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