i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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