One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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