You surviving the open bar?
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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