Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
and you fell through a lawn chair
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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