are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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