Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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