I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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