So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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