:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Randomize
