if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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