I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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