IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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