I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
it glows. i had to have it.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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