her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Randomize
