Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Randomize
