I skipped work to stalk him.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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