ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Randomize
