Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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