Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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